Cliche no. 1 : Jennifer Lopez
I personally hate Jenny from the Block. She attempts on making all those albums and show off her ass and a big deal of skin but talent still counts, you have no vocal range, Ms Lopez!
And so it seems she hasn't been eating right these days. Why wear an empire waist dress?
a. To hide away your horrible disproportioned figure
b. To make oneself look bigger
c. You've lost track of the fashion radar
Answer is: all of the above.
Cliche no. 2: Jada Pinkett Smith
Oh mon dieu! What were you thinking? You could have just worn tinfoil instead, you could have saved a lot of money. Go back to your kitchen and wrap yourself with alum. foil. Better right? D-I-Y fashion seems to be a trick up your sleeve with my friendly advice. BTW you look like a man in a woman's dress. Enchante!
Cliche no. 3: Beyonce Knowles
Wolf: What dark knee caps you've got?
Beyonce: Oh, I forgot to visit Dr Lisa Airan to fix this.
Wolf: You know that's bad.
Beyonce: I don't think so. Dark knee caps is a trend I'm starting in Hollywood.
Wolf: Vraiment? C'est horrible! Je deteste tellement le Beyonce Knowles.
Beyonce: What did you just say Mr. Wolf? Were you speaking in another tongue?
Wolf: No, I was just having some slurs...anyways I said you look great.
Beyonce: Why Thank you, I know you love my keen sense of style.
Wolf: Okay I have to go now...you look great (great for my stew! so plumpy)
And Mr. Wolf finally told her to stop making couture look cheap...have pity on the designers and their talent's they're capitalizing on. Fire your stylist! Get liposuction in Rio! and wear your dress if you've got a killer bod like Jacquetta Wheeler or say Gemma Ward. And Beyonce cried and put an apple in her mouth and she was perfect as Mr. Wolf's centerpiece...succulent roast pork! :)
Cliche no. 4: Oprah Winfrey
You're rich and famous and definitely successful but your fashion choices are nothing close to classy. Boy, this is one ugly look!
Dear Ms. Oprah, you could have added more sparkle like sequins and an overdose of shimmer atleast in that way I could have mistaken you as someone in The Great Zigfeld.
Cliche no.5: Keisha Whitaker
What the fuck is this? You've got your garden growing on your back and haunting the red carpet spectators.
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